What movies have not aged well?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”She is very sexyful!”

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Ah so!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why do White people love dogs more than humans?

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Live and Let Die

Why do Democrats look like snowflakes and Republicans look like Vikings?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

From Russia With Love

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why is Reagan seen as the best president in the USA when he literally destroyed the American economy with trickle down system and was strongly against worker unions?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-J W Pepper

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

You Only Live Twice

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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Diamonds Are Forever

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What do people aim for when they meditate, and how do they do it properly?

Goldfinger

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Octopussy

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A View to a Kill

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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Dr No

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What was your biggest culture shock going to Europe?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Moonraker

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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